You know all those captions that say, “me on my way to steal yo girl?” HE DID IT.
Don’t know what to get your special someone????
(Source: memewhore, via justsimplyrebecca)
I despise the kind of book that tells you … how to make yourself happy! The first duty of philosophy is making you understand what deep shit you are in.
VIDEO GAMES ARE HAPPENING FASTER THAN I CAN MAKE MONEY
*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*
(Source: timmyturntner, via takemyhand-letshaveablast)